|Obvious exits: South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen|
Purpose: Host barfights
Noteworthy contents: A piano, Booze-O-Mat, four tables for 4x customers and one table for 3x
|"Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, freezer room, and a theatre for performances!"|
| Security level: Low|
Balance Requirements: No major balance requirements
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access.
Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
This is the starting location for the trustworthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).
The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can
annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the dorms.
Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrome vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade, nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.
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