Guide to food and drinks

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As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.


If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!


A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Vendboozeomat.gif Drinks

Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!

Picture Cocktail Ingredients Description
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Ale.png Ale 1 part Ale A freezing pint of delicious Ale
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka A drink made from your allies.
Aloe.gif Aloe 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!!
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice A nice, strange named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice The ultimate refreshment.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
B-52.png B-52 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice Tropic cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from Clown Heaven.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice Barefoot and pregnant
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
Beer.png Beer 1 part Beer A freezing pint of beer
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice Ewww...
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka A stingy drink.
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola A classic mix of rum and cola.
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua Creepy time!
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice The surprise is, it's green!
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
Grog.gif Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum A fine and cepa drink for Space.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale An irish car bomb.
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Mead.gif Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
Silencer.gif Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from mime Heaven.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer A syndicate bomb.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 1 part Vodka, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water Ultimate refreshment.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Brownglass.gif ..What? You can't really tell what this is.

Microwave.png Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger.png Burger 5 Flour + 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 5 Flour + 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask + 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask + 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 5 Flour + 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 5 Flour + 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 5 Flour + 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 15 Flour + 5 Slime Jam or 5 Cherry Jelly My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 Flour + 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 5 Flour + 1 Appendix Tastes like appendicitis
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 3 Meat + 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meat + 4 Tomato + 2 Egg + 5 units of Salt + 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread.png Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Bread Slice.png Bread Slice Slice up a Bread with a knife to get 5 of these Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread 3 Meat + 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat + 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spidermeatloaf.png Spider Meatloaf 3 Spider Meat + 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 10 Flour + 1 Salt + 1 Pepper The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 Bread Slice + 5 Units of Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 Bread Slices + 5 Wine Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Notasandwich.png Not-a-sandwich 1 fake moustache + 2 Bread Slices Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecreamsandwich.png Icecream sandwich 1 Icecream + 5 units of Ice + 5 units of Cream Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 Units of Flour The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggot That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggot Lawyer's choice!
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units of Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units of Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units of Water + 2 Tomatoes What, no crackers?
Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 10 units of Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units of Water + 5 units of Slime Jam Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units of Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units of Water + 1 Bad Recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water + 5 units of Milk + 1 Chanterelle The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units of Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units of Water + 2 Soy Dope + 2 Tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 10 units of Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet 5 units of carpotoxin + 1 Tofu Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour + 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 Flour + 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 10 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 Spider Eggs + 1 Carp meat + 10 Soy Sauce Good luck getting space carp AND spider meat. (Note: POISONOUS)


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatstake.png Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage.png Sausage 1 Faggot + 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg 1 Spider Leg + 10 Water Well, may as well make it useful!
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Eggs + 1 Salt You swear it's still moving.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour + 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour + 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat + 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 Tofu + 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat + 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 Flour + 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry + 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 Flour + 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin + 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Milk + 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk + 5 units of Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 15 Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 5 units of Milk + 2 Apple + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 5 units of Milk + 1 Brain + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 5 units of Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 5 units of Milk + 2 Lime + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk + 2 Lemon + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk + 2 Chocolate Bar + 15 Flour + 3 Egg Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 Stack of Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Banana.png Banana Phone 1 Banana + 1 Radio + 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg + 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage + 5 units of Ketchup Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Benedict.png Eggs benedict 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Bean + 5 units of Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut.png Donut 5 Flour + 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Berry Juice or Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 Hot Sauce + 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 Flour + 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 10 Flour + 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 Flour + 2 Egg + 5 units of Psilocybin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units of Water + 5 units of Soy Sauce + 2 Egg + 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 5 Flour + 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units of Water + 5 Sugar + 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!


Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Monkeycube + 1 banana + 5 Flour + 1 Salt + 1 Pepper EE EEE!
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat + 2 Chili + 1 Corn Spicy.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units of Soysauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meat/Tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type!) You get a metal rod back after eating.
Boiledcore.png Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core + 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units of Soysauce + 5 units of Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage Has the potential to not be Dog.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice cream vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit of Flour + 1 unit of Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit of Milk + 1 unit of Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit of Milk + 1 unit of Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit of Milk + 1 unit of Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit of Milk + 1 unit of Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.

Blender.png Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your ChemMaster.png CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units Soy Milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Milk/Soy Milk + 2 units Sugar
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soymilk + 5 Universal Enzyme
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme
Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Teaglass.gif Tea Grind dried tea leaves to get tea powder. Mix 1 tea powder + 5 water
Brownglass.gif Coffee Grind dried coffee leaves to get coffee powder. Mix 1 coffee powder + 5 water
Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries
Poisonberryglass.gif Poison Berry Juice Juice poison berries. POISONOUS!
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice Juice potatos
Redglass.gif Tomato Juice Juice tomatoes
Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice oranges
Bananaglass.gif Banana Juice Juice bananas
Carrotglass.gif Carrot Juice Juice carrots
Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice limes
Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice lemons
Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force)
Redglass.gif Cherry Jelly Grind cherries

Processor.png Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean

Vending Machines

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or doesn't want to) make these, but he can insert his own healthy food in the vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you a little.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment, making it a very filling snack!
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of Cola and Orange Juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Notice, consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Made in Space South America.